Ngayal wid de bule

Soal kepribadian, orang punya beragam wajah. Dari beberapa orang expat yang satu perusahaan sama gw, kebanyakan dari mereka biasanya ramah, tapi jarang yg ber-messenger-an tiap hari ma gw.

Diawali dari datengnya expat baru di kantor. Umurnya (mungkin) sekitar 40an. Tapi masih keliaten keren. Tipe bokap2 sih, tapi keren(iya tau, 2 x keren) udah gitu khas orang Inggris; rapi jali dan sikapnya hati2. Dan seperti pada pegawai baru umumnya, jaim dia. dan seperti expat rapi pada umumnya, dia wangiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....

Karena waktu pertama dateng dia banyak gw bantu(set up komputer sampe mesen makanan)bule Inggris satu friendly ma gw. terlepas dari sopan satun ala pria inggris dan ke-jaim-annya, messengeran ma mister yang satu ini kadang kocak,.. gw nyesel bgt ga masukin percakapan menghibur yg pas dy ga tau blas sapa itu Robert pattinson padahal dia juga orang Inggris dan sebagai gantinya dy bakal kirim Brad Pitt ke rumah gw. Dont ask, he talk as mob.


Hari ini, gw berhasil menguak misteri salah satu khayalan terpendamnya,.. yang(untungnya) ga ada hubungannya sama playboy mansion dan threesome..whahaha..

Mister [11:13 AM]:
Hello hello? Are you there?

Uchuy [11:13 AM]:
helloo
Uchuy [11:13 AM]:
how is your loooong weekend??

Mister [11:14 AM]:
Ahhhhh, do mind to order me Sapi Lada Hitam today please, pretty please

Uchuy [11:14 AM]:
sure..

Mister [11:14 AM]:
long weekend?? It was ok, Nothing too special just relaxing and drinking a few beers with friends

Uchuy [11:15 AM]:
you're not in on monday right?

Mister [11:15 AM]:
Where is H* today, I haven't seen her

Uchuy [11:15 AM]:
she's not in since yesterday...
Uchuy [11:16 AM]:
she is sick\

Mister [11:16 AM]:
I was here Monday all day till 1745
Mister [11:16 AM]:
Oh poor H*
Mister [11:16 AM]:
I didn't come in yesterday tho

Uchuy [11:17 AM]:
oh ya...i forget,..hehe,..i tought you holidayed yourself yesterday and monday..that's why i tought you had a loooong weekend..

Mister [11:19 AM]:
it would have been nice to have been off all those days, in fact it would be nice to be on a permanent holiday.. I dream

Uchuy [11:19 AM]:
hehhehehe...get a permanent holiday with permanent salary...

Mister [11:20 AM]:
Even better wooow imagine, although maybe we would get bored??

Uchuy [11:21 AM]:
of course not,..i will be able to realize my social dream..

Mister [11:23 AM]:
And I would be able to play golf every day and hopefully improve my game

Uchuy [11:23 AM]:
build an animal shelter, build a school for street child and work for the world peace... ok,stop. i start to speak like a miss universe contestant..

Mister [11:24 AM]:
lots, yes you do

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Ah si mister, simpel kali tujuan hidupmu... hehehehe..